11 Passive-Aggressive Notes That Will Make You Want To Live Alone Forever

Living with a roommate can be great. If you have a roommate, you’ll never have to worry about paying rent alone or not having anyone to hang out with. But everyone who’s gone to college knows that not all roommate relationships are created equal.

If these hilarious passive-aggressive notes prove anything, it’s that no situation creates tension quite like living with a bad roommate.

1. There are 87 fries, and he’ll eat every one.

This nigga counted his FRIES #THEYREMARCOS #worstroommate #87friesonanundercovercop #sundayfunday

A photo posted by Gavin Krause (@gavykrause) on Oct 19, 2014 at 3:22pm PDT

2. #NetflixandChill doesn’t solve everything.

Mr. Toilette Roll is home sick, why must you treat him this way? #roomienotes #hashtagsarestupid

A photo posted by jon.darling (@12twelve_eighty4) on Nov 9, 2014 at 11:44am PST

3. But really…what’s in there?

#passiveagressivenotes “what’s even in that jar?” “What appears to have been lentils and possibly tofu, or white chunks, in a brown sauce. Maybe the white chunks are cauliflower—possibly erasers.”

A photo posted by Raul Villalobos (@disarraygun) on Dec 3, 2013 at 10:14pm PST

4. Burn. Everything. Now.

Eric, just burn everything and never look back. #PleaseMoveOut #BadRoommate #SexInYourBed

A photo posted by Please Move Out (@pleasemoveout) on Mar 26, 2015 at 3:50pm PDT

5. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

#roommatenotes

A photo posted by Susie Q (@susie_the_q) on Nov 8, 2014 at 8:40am PST

6. Just try not to get guts everywhere.

#roommatenotes

A photo posted by Krayon (@avinkpix) on Sep 6, 2013 at 11:42pm PDT

7. I just wanted Kool-Aid, okay?

Apparently I’m not allowed to have any Kool-aid…. #whoops #badroommate

A photo posted by pbear16s (@pbear16s) on Apr 27, 2015 at 10:34pm PDT

8. It’s not inaccurate.

Lol I love this apartment. #roommates #dishes #passiveagressive.

A photo posted by Sophia Harsch (@phiaharsch) on Jun 3, 2015 at 8:26am PDT

9. Quick! Where’s the nearest Whole Foods?

Good thing we grow carrots in the EcoHouse veggie patch.

A photo posted by @aprilseymore on Jan 28, 2015 at 7:35pm PST

10. That cuts to the core.

hashtag surf of #passiveagressivenotes yields hilarious results

A photo posted by thechelseastarr (@thechelseastarr) on Apr 29, 2014 at 8:11pm PDT

11. Well played.

I couldn’t resist. #passiveagressivenotes

A photo posted by Kasten (@kastenpower) on Oct 17, 2013 at 3:11pm PDT

Like I said…there are plenty of reasons why having a roommate can be awesome. But when the situation gets bad, things can turn ugly really quickly.